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Monday, April 23, 2012
Friday, March 5, 2010
Thoughts for the weekend
It is the individual who is not interested in his fellow men who has the greatest difficulties in life and provides the greatest injury to others. It is from among such individuals that all human failures spring."
Alfred Adler, Austrian psychoanalyst (1870 -1937)
Think about this and have a great weekend!
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Alfred Adler, Austrian psychoanalyst (1870 -1937)
If we can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people, under the pretence of taking care of them, they must become happy." --Thomas Jefferson
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Obama fan
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Johnny in the front row.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Because I'm aRepublican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Johnny proudly answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
I know you have seen this but with all that is happening in these days, we need to have a little fun today.
This really is the best use of Mr. Obama
Monday, October 12, 2009
Legalize Dueling again!
Remember your history? Remember when men where men and liars and thieves were dealt with swiftly and decisively? Remember when a politician would call his opponent or political rival a liar, when he was lying?
That politician was a man and as such, knew that he could be held responsible for his own words. If the recipient of such a remark took issue with it as a matter of honor, he could challenge the scandal to a duel!
Where has that time gone? Where are those men? Where is that old code of honor that real men would give their lives to defend?
Why are we now left with the corrupt politicians, attorneys and court system that we have now?
Why? Lack of accountability, lack of respect and the lack of fearing reprisal and consequences!
Just think how quickly the nation could turn around and become responsible to the citizens again. Let’s just quickly number the benefits.
1. The total elimination of out spoken liars
2. The quick reduction of law suits including family court issues and frivolous suits
3. The mass exodus of lawyers from their profession to one that incorporates higher standards and ethics. (see # 9)
4. The absolute accountability of all elected officials.
5. The immediate turn around in population growth as justice rains down on the abusers of the old system
6. The complete stop of unprotected sex as new repercussions put an end to the “so what, who cares” attitudes of today.
7. The new approach that networks would take in approving programming and what is considered to be “family hour programming”
8. The savings that could be realized as the prison system gets relief for it’s over crowded conditions.
9. The immediate economic stimulus in the undertaker, grave digger, box maker, head stone carver, liar planting industry.
10. Lastly…how nice would it be to have people think about what they say before they say it. To have people treat each other with respect. To do unto others and as you would have other do unto you.
Remember when men were men and lairs where scared?
Bring back public Dueling!
That politician was a man and as such, knew that he could be held responsible for his own words. If the recipient of such a remark took issue with it as a matter of honor, he could challenge the scandal to a duel!
Where has that time gone? Where are those men? Where is that old code of honor that real men would give their lives to defend?
Why are we now left with the corrupt politicians, attorneys and court system that we have now?
Why? Lack of accountability, lack of respect and the lack of fearing reprisal and consequences!
Just think how quickly the nation could turn around and become responsible to the citizens again. Let’s just quickly number the benefits.
1. The total elimination of out spoken liars
2. The quick reduction of law suits including family court issues and frivolous suits
3. The mass exodus of lawyers from their profession to one that incorporates higher standards and ethics. (see # 9)
4. The absolute accountability of all elected officials.
5. The immediate turn around in population growth as justice rains down on the abusers of the old system
6. The complete stop of unprotected sex as new repercussions put an end to the “so what, who cares” attitudes of today.
7. The new approach that networks would take in approving programming and what is considered to be “family hour programming”
8. The savings that could be realized as the prison system gets relief for it’s over crowded conditions.
9. The immediate economic stimulus in the undertaker, grave digger, box maker, head stone carver, liar planting industry.
10. Lastly…how nice would it be to have people think about what they say before they say it. To have people treat each other with respect. To do unto others and as you would have other do unto you.
Remember when men were men and lairs where scared?
Bring back public Dueling!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
North Koreas missile misses.....earth
North Korea fires a missile, it goes off path and hits Jupiter.
Ok, well not really, but today as I listened to the 6 o clock news at 5:30… hee hee, ok I will straighten up and get back to my old self tomorrow.
Anyway, did you hear about the thing that hit Jupiter and blew a hole in its atmosphere? The hole is the size of plant earth and this whole (ha ha, sorry) event happened 2 days ago! We hear about it today and then…during the report…Ha Ha…the news guys (on a very prominent national station) made this comment, and NASA is not for sure what to do about it. I could not believe someone would say that! What are we to do Mr. Newsman? Maybe we could have Obama and Gore do some kind of save the plant dance and the whole in Jupiter’s atmosphere would just close. The arrogance, the lack of common sense, the irresponsibility of the news media could not be more apparent. They have no idea what they are doing or saying. They simple repeat what is fed to them by the liberal idiots that really run the networks.
Where do you get your news???
Ok, well not really, but today as I listened to the 6 o clock news at 5:30… hee hee, ok I will straighten up and get back to my old self tomorrow.
Anyway, did you hear about the thing that hit Jupiter and blew a hole in its atmosphere? The hole is the size of plant earth and this whole (ha ha, sorry) event happened 2 days ago! We hear about it today and then…during the report…Ha Ha…the news guys (on a very prominent national station) made this comment, and NASA is not for sure what to do about it. I could not believe someone would say that! What are we to do Mr. Newsman? Maybe we could have Obama and Gore do some kind of save the plant dance and the whole in Jupiter’s atmosphere would just close. The arrogance, the lack of common sense, the irresponsibility of the news media could not be more apparent. They have no idea what they are doing or saying. They simple repeat what is fed to them by the liberal idiots that really run the networks.
Where do you get your news???
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Lawyer, Duck and the old Rancher
OK, I have to start today’s blog with a joke. If you see this on face book you will need to Click on the subject line and then below click “View Original Post”. The text is just too long for the face book note. That will quickly take you to my blog. Hope you enjoy it!
A lawyer went duck hunting in Western MT. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a Ranchers field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly cowboy asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old cowboy replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old rancher smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in Montana. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?" The Rancher replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The cocky attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old cowboy. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old rancher slowly climbed off his horse and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The bloodied attorney was flat on his belly when the old cowboys third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck cowboy, now it's my turn." The old Montana rancher smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
A lawyer went duck hunting in Western MT. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a Ranchers field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly cowboy asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old cowboy replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old rancher smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in Montana. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?" The Rancher replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The cocky attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old cowboy. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old rancher slowly climbed off his horse and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The bloodied attorney was flat on his belly when the old cowboys third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck cowboy, now it's my turn." The old Montana rancher smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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