Obama and Lincoln?

For all of you who have made disparaging remarks about President Obama, please read the following...

I'm sure most of us have read the so-called comparison of Lincoln and
Kennedy, but did you ever consider the relationship between Obama and
Lincoln?

You might be surprised...

Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois
Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer .

8. Lincoln was in the United States military. Obama is a skinny lawyer .

9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers' money on personal enjoyments. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

14. Lincoln saved the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer .


Amazing, isn't it?

Couldn't help myself

The year was 1947. 
 
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, 
Numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), 
With five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch 
Just outside Roswell, New Mexico . 
 
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up 
 By the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies  and Organizations. 
 
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, 
Nine months after the historic day, the following people were born: 
 
Barrack Obama Sr. 
Albert A. Gore, Jr. 
Hillary Rodham 
William J. Clinton 
 John F. Kerry 
 Howard Dean 
Nancy Pelosi 
Dianne Feinstein 
Charles E. Schumer 
Barbara Boxer 
Joe Biden
 
This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. 
 
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. 
It certainly did for me. 
 
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill 
To help all Illegal Aliens. 

The Candy Man Can

This guy is just to funny! You will enjoy this, guaranteed!!!!

Only Obama would act like Hitler and indoctrinate children in the class room and do so with his own kids book.


And you pay him do it!


Sick!!!

Little Johnny on Obama

Little Johnny . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The kids filed back into class Monday morning . They were very excited . Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship . Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success . " "Very good," said the teacher . Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events . " "Very good, Mary" said the teacher Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn . The teacher held her breath . . . Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk . "$2,467," he said . "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny . "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny . "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample . " They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say,"It is dog crap . Wanna' buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Obama approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth . " Really, is this not what Obama does? He sets up a crisis and then the solution is for you to spend money to try and get back to where… before he spoke and you trusted him

Germany and the right wing tea baggers

Carnival Parade in Germany...imagine if we made these "floats"?

These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf . With our controlled press, it is interesting to see that German citizens seem to know more about the U.S. political system and environment than the majority of citizens on the streets of America .

“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation.

One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”

John Adams 

Something you Liberals should keep in mind;

There were no demeaning  floats of Mr. Bush or Mr. Regan.

Do you think that all of Germany is just right wing tea baggers???

Have a nice weekend!

Obama vs Obama

 Obama vs Obama...enough said!

It really is very funny, in a sad and twisted way, to hear and see Obama flip and flop.
Remember, these are his own words in this cartoon.


Awkward Situation Room - Passive / Aggressive from RightChange on Vimeo.

The battle of liars, who won?

More Liberal wisdom.

Hank Johnson: US Congressman (democrat) claims Guam 'will capsize from military influx'

Watch the short video, that man is clearly high on something.

This fool was re-elected in his home state!

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Smile, and the whole world smiles with you

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a police officer came in for a haircut and, when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The officer was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

A Congressman came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I can not accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching.

A father watched his young son playing in the yard, and he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little boy was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about him seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly he just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to him to see what work of God had captured his attention.

He noticed he was looking at two spiders.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" he asked.

"They're mating," his father replied.

"What do you call this spider?" he asked, pointing.

"It's a Daddy Longlegs," his father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little boy asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No son. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

"The little boy, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted his foot and stomped them flat.

"Well," he said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not going to stand for that sort of behavior in the high desert country of Central Oregon!"

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Can't fix stupid

This is what Michelle Obama considered fitting attire to honor & welcome the Spanish Prime Minister.

They were to attend an outdoor Fiesta Concert celebrating Hispanic musical heritage.



The dress tells a lot about their views…..

You can't fix stupid but we can vote them out of office!

Is she the pinata?

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Have fun Today

Have some fun today! this is a great short video




Have a GREAT Day!

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Obama fan

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Johnny in the front row.

The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Because I'm aRepublican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Johnny proudly answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'

I know you have seen this but with all that is happening in these days, we need to have a little fun today.

This really is the best use of Mr. Obama

Lawyer, Duck and the old Rancher

OK, I have to start today’s blog with a joke. If you see this on face book you will need to Click on the subject line and then below click “View Original Post”. The text is just too long for the face book note. That will quickly take you to my blog. Hope you enjoy it!

A lawyer went duck hunting in Western MT. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a Ranchers field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly cowboy asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old cowboy replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old rancher smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in Montana. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?" The Rancher replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The cocky attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old cowboy. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old rancher slowly climbed off his horse and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The bloodied attorney was flat on his belly when the old cowboys third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck cowboy, now it's my turn." The old Montana rancher smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

Joke of the day

I couldn’t help myself. After addressing mental issues and children’s concerns on this Blog, a joke is what’s needed today. Hope you enjoy the thought.

A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out. He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!" Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again. He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."