Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Shake hands in the new year!

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along
the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife
scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is
a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an
American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah?
Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!. And, there we were, in the middle of the
road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

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