World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL 
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE 
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS 
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

and foreward by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE 

Obama owns Occupy Wall Street

The following is written by Dr. Sowell, and I quote:

"The current Occupy Wall Street movement is the best illustration to date of what President Barack Obama's America looks like.  It is an America where the lawless, unaccomplished, ignorant and incompetent rule.  It is an America where those who have sacrificed nothing pillage and destroy the lives of those who have sacrificed greatly. 
"It is an America where history is rewritten to honor dictators, murderers and thieves.  It is an America where violence, racism, hatred, class warfare and murder are all promoted as acceptable means of overturning the American civil society.
"It is an America where humans have been degraded to the level of animals: defecating in public, having sex in public, devoid of basic hygiene.  It is an America where the basic tenets of a civil society, including faith, family, a free press and individual rights, have been rejected.  It is an America where our founding documents have been shredded and, with them, every person's guaranteed liberties.
"It is an America where, ultimately, great suffering will come to the American people, but the rulers like Obama, Michelle Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank,
Chris Dodd, Joe Biden, Michael Moore, Jesse Jackson, George Soros, William Ayres, Louis Farrakhan, liberal college professors, union bosses and other loyal liberal/Communist Party members (Bob Kinney) will live in opulent splendor.

"It is the America that Obama and the Democratic Party have created with the willing assistance of the American media, Hollywood, unions, universities, the Communist Party of America, the Black Panthers and numerous anti-American foreign entities.  "Barack Obama has brought more destruction upon this country in four years than any other event in the history of our nation, but it is just the beginning of what he and his comrades are capable of. 

"The Occupy Wall Street movement is just another step in their plan for the annihilation of America.  "Socialism, in general, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it."
Thomas Sowell

Thomas Sowell (born June 30, 1930) is an American economist, social theorist, political philosopher, and author.  A National Humanities Medal winner, he advocates laissez-faire economics and writes from a libertarian perspective.  He is currently a Rose and Milton Friedman Senior Fellow on Public Policy at the Hoover Institution at Stanford University  Sowell was born in North Carolina, but grew up in Harlem, New York.  He dropped out of high school, and served in the United States Marine Corps during the Korean War.  He had received a bachelor's degree from Harvard University in 1958 and a master's degree from Columbia University in 1959.  In 1968, he earned his doctorate degree in economics from the University of Chicago.  Dr. Sowell has served on the faculties of several universities, including Cornell and University of California, Los Angeles, and worked for "think tanks" such as the Urban Institute.  Since 1980 he has worked at the Hoover Institution.  He is the author of more than 30 books.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

~~Winston Churchill

Defense of Marriage Act

The letter below from Senator Merkley is in reply to my  letter of opposition to him. Although he is incorrect and foolish on his stance, I respect that he had the fortitude to reply to me, even understanding that it was a form letter.

Dear Bruce,

 

Thank you for contacting me to share your views about the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). While we may disagree on this issue, please know that I respect your opinion and appreciate the opportunity to share my perspective.

Equal rights for every American is one of our most cherished constitutional principles, one that our nation is continually striving to meet  For this reason, I believe that committed same-sex couples should have the same basic rights that heterosexual couples do. This is where the Senator goes astray. What he believes is not what the law and the constitution says. If same sex couple wish to live together that is there decision. But, marriage and the benefits of such a relationship should not be granted to them. Marriage is between a man and a woman. This is Gods design and has been excepted all of history. Should liberals promote such a watering down of the institution of marriage? Why should the definition be changed to benefit couples that are engaged in an immoral act? They are not in an equal relationship as, heterosexual couples, that is simply impossible, as defined in all of nature. It’s the male/female thing. Male animals and female animals may gather together and even segregate at times, but not for sex.     DOMA prohibits the federal government from recognizing same-sex marriages and permits states to refuse recognition of such marriages performed in other states. NO state should be legalizing same sex marriage. Gays can be treated as a person with an illness and extended compassion but no one has the right to legitimize their behavior. Where would this line of thought stop? What would be wrong with child sex? Rape? Murder? Stealing? Are we not denying people from doing what they wish, even what they believe they have the freedom to do? What about unmarried couples (straight or gay) living together, why are they discriminated against? Is all that’s standing in the way…a piece of paper? Why have marriage at all? Doesn’t that just discriminate against all unmarried couples? WHAT IS MARRIGE? I think that is the one question and one that needs to stay unchanged. Marriage is a legal union between and man and woman. Gays want something like that? Then let them call their union a…coupling.     In other words, the act strips couples legally married in five states of their marital rights, such as Social Security, health care, and even the right to visit each other in the hospital.  This form of discrimination undermines our constitutional values.  Every American, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity, is entitled to full equality under the law. Two men living together do not have the same responsibilities as a man/woman and never will. Do not compare apples to oranges. Do not patronize or insult me! Gay men have the same rights as unmarried straight men. Gay men do not have a female reproductive organ. They (gay men or gay women) can have sex all day long with each other but they will make no babies, no new human life. Their relationship is not the same as heterosexuals couples and should not have the same rights or share the definition!

 

Thank you, again, for sharing your thoughts with me.  Even when we reach opposite conclusions, I appreciate that we can communicate our views. I hope you will continue to keep me informed about the issues that matter most to you.   Yep, count on it

 

Sincerely,

Jeffrey A. Merkley
United States Senator

I could not say this any better.

The current Occupy Wall Street movement is the best illustration to date of what President Barack Obama's America looks like. It is an America where the lawless, unaccomplished, ignorant and incompetent rule. It is an America where those who have sacrificed nothing pillage and destroy the lives of those who have sacrificed greatly. It is an America where history is rewritten to honor dictators, murderers and thieves. It is an America where violence, racism, hatred, class warfare and murder are all promoted as acceptable means of overturning the American civil society.

It is an America where humans have been degraded to the level of animals: defecating in public, having sex in public, devoid of basic hygiene. It is an America where the basic tenets of a civil society, including faith, family, a free press and individual rights, have been rejected. It is an America where our founding documents have been shredded and, with them, every person's guaranteed liberties.

It is an America where, ultimately, great suffering will come to the American people, but the rulers like Obama, Michelle Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Joe Biden, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, liberal college professors, union bosses and other loyal liberal/Communist Party members will live in opulent splendor. It is the America that Obama and the Democratic Party have created with the willing assistance of the American media, Hollywood, unions, universities, the Communist Party of America, the Black Panthers and numerous anti-American foreign entities.

Obama has brought more destruction upon this country in four years than any other event in the history of our nation, but it is just the beginning of what he and his comrades are capable of. The Occupy Wall Street movement is just another step in their plan for the annihilation of America.  

Jack A. Furnari, Knoxville

Judge Judy on students

I love Judge Judy!

Listen to this video and you will understand who is protesting down at wall street. These poor students that get tax payer money for food, for rent, for tuition and books…

Their minds are corrupted with the Liberal idea that they are owed ... for just being alive!

The guy in the court room is fine with being a man whore...

Incredible…

Newt is right, get a bar of soap and then get a job!

As a tax payer, how much money did you spend on these punks education?
If you spent 1$,  you wasted 99 cents!

The housing market problems and fixes

SNL did something a while back that was very close to the truth!

Nancy and Barney and the anti-American George Soros had more to do with the crisis than most people know.

And the truth about the government “executive action” fixes that Obama has planned for his re-election bid.

 

Why don’t the “occupy wall street” mob camp out on the lawns of the people who are to blame for this economic decline? They need to be camping out and protesting the democrats in congress, the Obama administration and some spineless republicans that lacked the back bone to stand up and fight in the halls of congress.

You want hope?

You want change?

Elect a Cain, Gingrich or Bachman and support them with Tea Party candidates in the 2012 election!

Wall Street Protesters Steal From Each Other!

Occupy Wall Street’s Finance Committee has nearly $500,000 in the bank, and donations continue to pour in Hey, hey, lots of Anti-Americans  supporting law breaking, drug using scum! O-Ya, Obama supporters!-- but its reluctance to share the wealth with other protesters is fraying tempers. Ha ha, where does it go? Ask the unions that are there. No wonder Obama, Biden Nancy and the guy who really worked at getting us in the mess, Barney Frank, support these losers, they are just like democrat politicians! No Morals, No sense of Responsibility, Dishonest and flat out Thieves!

Some drummers -- incensed they got no money to replace or safeguard their drums after a midnight vandal destroyed their instruments Wednesday –So, did you hear of something like this happening at a Tea Party event? NO you did not. There is a huge difference between lawful disagreement with a goal of positive change and this pathetic mob.  are threatening to splinter off. Good news…the band is leaving, maybe they will be invited to play at the white house!

“F--k Finance. I hope Mayor Bloomberg gets an injunction and demands to see the movement’s books. We need to know how much money we really have and where it’s going,” said a frustrated Bryan Smith, 45. Idiot!

Make them obey the law or throw them in Jail with Barry and Barney! 

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