World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL 
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE 
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS 
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

and foreward by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE 

A Black Perspective on the Obama's by Mychal-Massie

Why I Do Not Like The Obamas 23 February 2012 The other evening on my twitter, a person asked me why I didn’t like the Obama’s? Specifically I was asked: “I have to ask, why do you hate the Obama’s? It seems personal, not policy related. You even dissed their Christmas family pic.” The truth is I do not like the Obamas, what they represent, their ideology, and I certainly do not like his policies and legislation. I’ve made no secret of my contempt for the Obamas. As I responded to the person who asked me the aforementioned question, I don’t like them because they are committed to the fundamental change of my/our country into what can only be regarded as a Communist state. I don’t hate them per definition, but I condemn them because they are the worst kind of racialists, they are elitist Leninists with contempt for traditional America. They display disrespect for the sanctity of the office he holds, and for those who are willing to admit same, Michelle Obama’s raw contempt for white America is transpicuous. I don’t like them because they comport themselves as emperor and empress. I expect, no I demand respect, for the Office of President and a love of our country and her citizenry from the leader entrusted with the governance of same. President and Mrs. Reagan displayed an unparalleled love for the country and her people. The Reagans made Americans feel good about themselves and about what we could accomplish. Could you envision President Reagan instructing his Justice Department to act like jack-booted thugs? Presidents are politicians and all politicians are known and pretty much expected to manipulate the truth, if not outright lie, but even using that low standard, the Obama’s have taken lies, dishonesty, deceit, mendacity, subterfuge and obfuscation to new depths. They are verbally abusive to the citizenry and they display an animus for civility. I do not like them, because they both display bigotry overtly, as in the case of Harvard Professor Louis Gates, when he accused the Cambridge Police of acting stupidly, and her code speak pursuant to now being able too be proud of America. I view that statement and that mindset as an insult to those who died to provide a country where a Kenyan, his illegal alien relatives, and his alleged progeny, could come and not only live freely, but rise to the highest, most powerful, position in the world. Michelle Obama is free to hate and disparage whites, because Americans of every description paid with their blood to ensure her right to do same. I have a saying, that “the only reason a person hides things, is because they have something to hide.” No president in history has spent over a million dollars to keep his records and his past sealed. And what the two of them have shared has been proved to be lies. He lied about when and how they met, he lied about his mother’s death and problems with insurance, Michelle lied to a crowd pursuant to nearly $500,000 bank stocks they inherited from his family. He has lied about his father’s military service, about the civil rights movement, ad nauseum. He lied to the world about the Supreme Court in a State of the Union address. He berated and publicly insulted a sitting Congressman. He has surrounded himself with the most rabidly, radical, socialist academicians today. He has fought for abortion procedures and opposed rulings that protected women and children, that even Planned Parenthood did not seek to support. He is openly hostile to business and aggressively hostile to Israel. His wife treats being the First Lady, as her personal American Express Black Card (arguably the most prestigious credit card in the world). I condemn them because, as people are suffering, losing their homes, their jobs, their retirements, he and his family are arrogantly showing off their life of entitlement – as he goes about creating and fomenting class warfare. I don’t like them, and I neither apologize nor retreat from my public condemnation of them and of his policies. We should condemn them for the disrespect they show our people, for his willful and unconstitutional actions pursuant to obeying the Constitutional parameters he is bound by, and his willful disregard for Congressional authority. Dislike for them has nothing to do with the color of their skin, it has everything to do with their behavior, attitudes, and policies. And I have open scorn for their playing the race card. It is my intention to do all within my ability to ensure their reign is one term. I could go on, but let me conclude with this. I condemn in the strongest possible terms the media for refusing to investigate them, as they did President Bush and President Clinton, and for refusing to label them for what they truly are. There is no scenario known to man, whereby a white president and his wife could ignore laws, flaunt their position, and lord over the people, as these two are permitted out of fear for their color. As I wrote in a syndicated column titled “Nero In The White House” – “Never in my life, inside or outside of politics, have I witnessed such dishonesty in a political leader. He is the most mendacious political figure I have ever witnessed. Even by the low standards of his presidential predecessors, his narcissistic, contumacious arrogance is unequalled. Using Obama as the bar, Nero would have to be elevated to sainthood … Many in America wanted to be proud when the first person of color was elected president, but instead, they have been witness to a congenital liar, a woman who has been ashamed of America her entire life, failed policies, intimidation, and a commonality hitherto not witnessed in political leaders. He and his wife view their life at our expense as an entitlement – while America’s people go homeless, hungry and unemployed.” (WND.com; 8/8/11) Oh, and as for it being personal, you tell me how you would feel if a senator from Illinois sent you a personally signed card, intended to intimidate you and your family. Because you had written a syndicated column titled “Darth Democrat” that was critical of him. (WND.com 11/16/04)  Mychal-Massie.Com is funded solely by donations from readers.Donate here.

City Dwellers are everywhere!

CITY DWELLERS

I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 I said, "May I have large bills, please?”

She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
I paused a long time and then I had to explain it to her... city dwellers…

CITY DWELLERS

When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side. '
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS …not only are they real but they breed and vote!

CITY DWELLERS

We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Mr, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since….and breed and breed and breed

CITY DWELLERS
My grandson  and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said, 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at Mickey D’s

CITY DWELLERS

I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor (city dweller)  call the local township administrative office
to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." ….and breed and breed and…..


CITY DWELLERS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce…….perhaps, Obama’s relative


CITY DWELLERS
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' ….hmmm

CITY DWELLERS
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS ……………….CITY DWELLERS

STAY ALERT!  CITY DWELLERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Who are the Racist in America

Democrats spend a lot of time and energy trying to sell the idea that anyone who doesn't like Obama must be a racist. Maybe its because they see everything through the lens of hatred and conflict, since that's how they think. Or maybe its just because they hope nobody will notice their OWN racism:

The next time Democrats take to the national airwaves to dishonestly accuse Republicans of racial hatred, remember who the historical record up until this very day points to as the real bigots: The Democrat Party. In all possible ways, the Democrat Party is built around the pillars of ultra leftists, many of whom are known participants in racism and/or affiliates of racist hate groups. Consider the Democrat Party of today's heroes and leaders:

- Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Democrat icon and orchestrator of Japanese Internment
- Ex-House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt, former affiliate of a St. Louis area racist group
- Ex-Senate President Pro Tempore Robert Byrd, former KIansman known for making bigoted slurs on national television
- Rev. Jesse Jackson, Democrat keynote speaker and race hustler known for making anti-Semitic slurs
- Rev. Al Sharpten, Democrat activist and perennial candidate and race hustler known inciting anti-Semitic violence in New York City
- Sen. Ernest Hollings, leading Democrat Senator known for use of racial slurs against several minority groups
- Lee P. Brown, former Clinton cabinet official and Democrat mayor of Houston who won reelection using racial intimidation against Hispanic voters
- Andrew Cuomo, former Clinton cabinet official and Democrat candidate for NY Governor who made racist statements about a BIack opponent.
- Dan Rather, Democrat CBS news anchor and editorialist known for using anti-BIack racial epithets on a national radio broadcast
- Donna Brazile, former Gore campaign manager known for making anti-white racial attacks. Brazile has also worked for Jackson, Gephardt, and Michael Dukakis

The simple truth is that the Democrat Party's history during this century is one closely aligned to bigotry in a record stemming largely out of the liberal New Deal era up until the modern day. Bigots are at the center of the Democrat party's current leadership and role models. And in a striking display of hypocrisy, many of the same Democrats who dishonestly shout accusations of "bigotry" at conservatives are practicing bigots of the most disgusting and disreputable kind themselves.

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unIess you have a sIight Indian Accent."
-Senator Joe Biden

Mahatma Gandhi "ran a gas station down in Saint Iouis."
-Senator HiIIary CIinton

Some junior high n~gger kicked Steve's a~~ whiIe he was trying to heIp his brothers out; junior high or sophomore in high schooI. Whatever it was, Steve had the n~gger down. However it was, it was Steve's fauIt. He had the n~gger down, he Iet him up. The n~gger bIindsided him."
-- Roger CIinton, the President's brother on audiotape

"You'd find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they'd just come up and get a good square meaI in Geneva."
-- Fritz HoIIings (D, S.C.)

"Is you their bIack-haired answer-mammy who be smart? Does they Iike how you shine their shoes, CondoIeezza? Or the way you wash and park the whitey's cars?"
-- Ieft-wing radio host NeiI Rogers

BIacks and Hispanics are "too busy eating watermeIons and tacos" to Iearn how to read and write." 
-- Mike WaIIace, CBS News. Source: Newsmax

BIack on BIacks
"In the days of sIavery, there were those sIaves who Iived on the pIantation and [there] were those sIaves that Iived in the house. You got the priviIege of Iiving in the house if you served the master ... exactIy the way the master intended to have you serve him. CoIin PoweII's committed to come into the house of the master. When CoIin PoweII dares to suggest something other than what the master wants to hear, he wiII be turned back out to pasture."
-- Harry BeIafonte

"RepubIicans bring out CoIin PoweII and J.C. Watts because they have no program, no poIicy. They have no Iove and no joy. They'd rather take pictures with bIack chiIdren than feed them." 
-- Donna BraziIe, AI Gore's Campaign Manager for the 2000 eIection

(On CIarence Thomas) "A handkerchief-head, chicken-and-biscuit-eating UncIe Tom." 
-- Spike Iee

"He's married to a white woman. He wants to be white. He wants a coIorIess society. He has no ethnic pride. He doesn't want to be bIack."
-- CaIifornia State Senator Diane Watson's on Ward ConnerIy's interraciaI marriage

Comments From The Past

"Rather I shouId die a thousand times, and see OId GIory trampIed in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beIoved Iand of ours become degraded by race mongreIs, a throwback to the bIackest specimen from the wiIds."
-- Former KIansman and current US Senator Robert Byrd, a man who is referred to by many Democrats as the "conscience of the Senate", in a Ietter written in 1944, after he quit the KIan

"I am a former kIeagIe of the Ku KIux KIan in RaIeigh County and the adjoining counties of the state .... The KIan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia .... It is necessary that the order be promoted immediateIy and in every state of the Union. WiII you pIease inform me as to the possibiIities of rebuiIding the KIan in the ReaIm of W. Va .... I hope that you wiII find it convenient to answer my Ietter in regards to future possibiIities."
-- Former KIansman and current US Senator Robert Byrd, a man who is referred to by many Democrats as the "conscience of the Senate", in a Ietter written in 1946, after he quit the KIan.

"These Iaws [segregation] are stiII constitutionaI and I promise you that untiI they are removed from the ordinance books of Birmingham and the statute books of AIabama, they wiII be enforced in Birmingham to the utmost of my abiIity and by aII IawfuI means."
-- Democrat BuII Connor (1957), Commissioner of PubIic Safety for Birmingham, AIabama

"I'II have those n~ggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years."
-- Iyndon B. Johnson to two governors on Air Force One according RonaId KessIer's Book, "Inside The White House"

(On New York) "K~ketown." 
-- Harry Truman in a personaI Ietter

"I think one man is just as good as another so Iong as he's not a n~gger or a Chinaman. UncIe WiII says that the Iord made a White man from dust, a n~g~er from mud, then He threw up what was Ieft and it came down a Chinaman. He does hate Chinese and Japanese. So do I. It is race prejudice, I guess. But I am strongIy of the opinion BIack men ought to be in Africa, YeIIow men in Asia and White men in Europe and America."
-Harry Truman (1911) in a Ietter to his future wife Bess

"There’s some peopIe who’ve gone over the state and said, ‘WeII, George WaIIace has taIked too strong about segregation.’ Now Iet me ask you this: how in the name of common sense can you be too strong about it? You’re either for it or you’re against it. There’s not any middIe ground as I know of." 
-- Democratic AIabama Governor George WaIIace (1959)

On Jews

"You f~cking Jew b@stard." 
-- HiIIary CIinton to poIiticaI operative PauI Fray. This was reveaIed in "State of a Union: Inside the CompIex Marriage of BiII and HiIIary CIinton" and has been verified by PauI Fray and three witnesses.

"The Jews don't Iike Farrakhan, so they caII me HitIer. WeII, that's a good name. HitIer was a very great man. He rose Germany up from the ashes." 
-- Iouis Farrakhan (1984) who campaigned for congresswoman Cynthia McKinney in 2002

"Now that nation caIIed IsraeI, never has had any peace in forty years and she wiII never have any peace because there can never be any peace structured on injustice, thievery, Iying and deceit and using the name of God to shieId your dirty reIigion under his hoIy and righteous name." 
-- Iouis Farrakhan who campaigned for congresswoman Cynthia McKinney in 2002, 1984

'Hymies.' 'Hymietown.' 
-- Jesse Jackson's description of New York City whiIe on the 1984 presidentiaI campaign traiI.

"Jews — that's J-E-W-S." 
-- Democratic state representative BiII McKinney on why his daughter Cynthia Iost in 2002

On Whites
"I want to go up to the cIosest white person and say: 'You can't understand this, it's a bIack thing' and then sIap him, just for my mentaI heaIth."
-- CharIes Barron, a New York city counciIman at a reparations raIIy, 2002

"CiviI rights Iaws were not pa~~ed to protect the rights of white men and do not appIy to them." 
-- Mary Frances Berry, Chairwoman, US Commission on CiviI Rights

(I) "wiII not Iet the white boys win in this eIection."
-- Donna BraziIe, AI Gore's Campaign Manager on the 2000 eIection

"The oId white boys got taken fair and square." 
-- San Francisco Mayor WiIIie Brown after winning an eIection

"There are white n~ggers. I've seen a Iot of white n~ggers in my time." 
-- Former KIansman and Current US Senator Robert Byrd, a man who is referred to by many Democrats as the "conscience of the Senate" in March of 2001

"The Medicaid system must have been deveIoped by a white maIe sIave owner. It pays for you to be pregnant and have a baby, but it won't pay for much famiIy pIanning." 
-- JoceIyn EIders

The white man is our mortaI enemy, and we cannot accept him. I wiII fight to see that vicious beast go down into the Iake of fire prepared for him from the beginning, that he never rise again to give any innocent bIack man, woman or chiId the heII that he has deIighted in pouring on us for 400 years." 
-- Iouis Farrakhan who campaigned for congresswoman Cynthia McKinney in 2002, City CoIIege audience in New York

"There's no great, white bigot; there's just about 200 miIIion IittIe white bigots out there." 
-- USA Today coIumnist JuIienne MaIveaux

"We have Iost to the white racist press and to the racist reactionary Jewish misIeaders." 
-- Former Rep. Gus Savage (D-IIIinois) after his defeat 1992

"White foIks was in caves whiIe we was buiIding empires... We taught phiIosophy and astroIogy and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek [gays] ever got around to it." 
-- Rev. AI Sharpton in a 1994 speech at Kean CoIIege, NJ, cited in "Democrats Do the Dumbest Things

"The white race is the cancer of human history." 
-- Susan Sontag

"Reparations are a reaIIy good way for white peopIe to admit they're wrong." 
-- Zack Webb, University Of Kentucky NAACP

Democrat Senators organized the record Senate filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Included among the organizers were several prominent and well known liberal Democrat standard bearers including:

- Robert Byrd, current senator from West Virginia
- J. William Fulbright, Arkansas senator and political mentor of Bill Clinton
- Albert Gore Sr., Tennessee senator, father and political mentor of Al Gore. Gore Jr. has been known to lie about his father's opposition to the Civil Rights Act.
- Sam Ervin, North Carolina senator of Watergate hearings fame
- Richard Russell, famed Georgia senator and later President Pro Tempore

The complete list of the 21 Democrats who opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 includes Senators:
- Hill and Sparkman of Alabama
- Fulbright and McClellan of Arkansas
- Holland and Smathers of Florida
- Russell and Talmadge of Georgia
- Ellender and Long of Louisiana
- Eastland and Stennis of Mississippi
- Ervin and Jordan of North Carolina
- Johnston and Thurmond of South Carolina
- Gore Sr. and Walters of Tennessee
- H. Byrd and Robertson of Virginia
- R. Byrd of West Virginia

Judge Judy on students

I love Judge Judy!

Listen to this video and you will understand who is protesting down at wall street. These poor students that get tax payer money for food, for rent, for tuition and books…

Their minds are corrupted with the Liberal idea that they are owed ... for just being alive!

The guy in the court room is fine with being a man whore...

Incredible…

Newt is right, get a bar of soap and then get a job!

As a tax payer, how much money did you spend on these punks education?
If you spent 1$,  you wasted 99 cents!

Student loans, Obama fund raiser, Obama military, Gangs, Africa,

Obama to comes to save the students!

Students are carrying an average of $25,000 in loans.

"It's entirely incoherent," Charles Krauthammer said of Obama's plan to pay down student loans. "I'm not sure if those savings are real, where are they? What he spoke about today was tweaking the student loan program, which he now controls. In a way, it's rather astonishing. The numbers were run by an economics correspondent today in The Atlantic magazine. And It turns out what he is offering the students is between $4.50 and $7.70 a month of relief." Hey, hey…do you think the students are going to vote for him because of this bailout? If they do, man, they sure can be bought cheap!

Obama announced in Denver to university students, his resent executive actions to circumvent Congress.

"Young people, I need you guys involved."
"I need you active, I need you communicating to Congress, I need you to get the word out," Obama said at the University of Colorado, Denver. "Tweet `em. They're all tweeting all over the place, you tweet `em back."

What a guy Obama is…one for me and all for me. They should have stood up and protested Obama sending troops to Africa. Noble peace prize my butt….

President Obama’s decision to send troops to Uganda is coming under new scrutiny now that soldiers are on their way to Africa.
Lawmakers on both sides are suggesting it could draw the United States into a long conflict.

The new Obama military;

Gang members have been signing up with the United States Armed Forces, posing a "significant criminal threat" to law enforcement, according to a report by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).  "Gang infiltration of the military continues to pose a significant criminal threat, as members of at least 53 gangs have been identified on both domestic and international military installations," I wonder, are these the guys Obama will be sending to protect his brothers hut in Africa?

And last but not least, Obama gives his positive message to his campaign donors. By the way, Obama must think it’s pretty cool to be paid by the tax payers, have all his expenses paid with our tax dollars, while he travels around having people pay $35,000 a plate just to eat with him. What a country! O- and his uplifting and county uniting message? He warned his supporters that if he loses the 2012 election it could mean a new, painful era of self-reliance in America. Can you believe this fear mongering, lying, low life? Self-reliance is now a bad word, a bad idea, something to despise just as self responsibility and self motivation have become in today’s Obamanation. Did he scare his Hollywood supporters? Well, he sure has scared the majority of Americans since he has been in office and by the looks and actions of other nations, they are scared for America also.

Here is part of what President Obama had to say: "One thing we absolutely know for sure" “If you get sick, you’re on your own. If you can’t afford college, you’re on your own. If you don’t like that some corporation is polluting your air or the air that your child breathes, then you’re on your own.” This guy is sick with terminal socialism! After all, are these not the words he used to drum up the hate filled, law breaking, violent mob down at wall street? Then you get Allen Colmes (he has no manners or respect for a woman with an aposing view) and the like to support Obama's lying hate filled speech...with lies of their own. He even said that Rick Perry killed people in Texas...when will it end?