Showing posts with label tree hugger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tree hugger. Show all posts

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Must see video about the increasing Wolf population




Wolf Overpopulation

Wolf overpopulation is dramatically damaging and even eliminating entire populations of Moose, Rocky Mountain Elk and other large ungulate populations. Wolf predation is erasing decades of effort and hundreds of millions invested in rebuilding healthy big game populations.
Ill-advised experimentation and anti-management philosophy continues to be pushed by extreme animal rights and anti-sportsmen special interest groups. This war on the west threatens big game herds, proactive state wildlife management, use of renewable wildlife resources and the western way of life. Our success ensures that delicate wildlife populations are restored to healthy levels.
Our combined effort is needed to make sure that these giants of the forest are not lost for generations to come in our wilderness areas. We must act now to protect our future. Help us win this battle by signing our petition.


Go to http://biggameforever.org/

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Friday, January 27, 2012

City Dwellers are everywhere!

CITY DWELLERS
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 I said, "May I have large bills, please?”

She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
I paused a long time and then I had to explain it to her... city dwellers…

CITY DWELLERS

When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side. '
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS …not only are they real but they breed and vote!

CITY DWELLERS
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Mr, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since….and breed and breed and breed

CITY DWELLERS
My grandson  and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said, 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at Mickey D’s

CITY DWELLERS
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor (city dweller)  call the local township administrative office
to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." ….and breed and breed and…..


CITY DWELLERS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce…….perhaps, Obama’s relative


CITY DWELLERS
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' ….hmmm

CITY DWELLERS
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS ……………….CITY DWELLERS

STAY ALERT!  CITY DWELLERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Oklahoma did it anyway


 While everyone is focusing on Arizona's new law, look what Oklahoma has been doing! 

An update from Oklahoma:
Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9, had a few liberals in the mix, an
  amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the
  state capitol . The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would
  be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian
  values...! HB 1330
   Guess what .......... Oklahoma did it anyway.
   Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal
  immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they
want to get a green card and become an American citizen . They all
  scattered. HB 1804. Hope we didn't send any of them to your state.
This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU,
  they said it would be a mistake.
   Guess what .......... Oklahoma did it anyway.
   Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all
  illegal's to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative
  purposes . Pelosi said it was unconstitutional SB 1102
   Guess what ........ Oklahoma did it anyway.
   Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign
  state, not under the Federal Government directives . Joining Texas,
Montana and Utah as the only states to do so.
   More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, the
  Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia,
  Mississippi, Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the
  South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003
   The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns.
  Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state
  have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles . I'm
  sure that was a setback for the criminals. The Liberals didn't like it
  -- But....
   Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway.
   Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL drivers
  license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no
  other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the
  fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to
  drive in Oklahoma, you must read and write English. Really simple.
  By the way, the Liberals don't like any of this either.
  Guess what...who cares... 

Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

 MAKES YOU WANT TO BECOME A "SOONER", DOESN'T IT!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Anti-Hunter - Tree Hugger

A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.  
 

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and
the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.
I'm sorry, but they turned me down.