Monday, January 24, 2011

Cheer up America!

Is Obama the 1st President, so vain, that he dyes his hair?

 You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !

--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--David Letterman

And they talk about how conservatives must tone it down and be careful of the words they say and use.
Yep, Libs must be right, the words above REALLY DO MEAN something!

I say these guys are straight shooters, right on the mark with their assessment of the mood of Americans.
Great targeting regarding the positions of the politicians they focus in on with their belittling remarks.
The sinking ship analogy and who would benefit from such a natural disaster is like a bomb going off on our elected politicians.
Define politician;  (somebody whose main political motive is self-advancement and whose methods are often unscrupulous). 

My mouth is dry because a picture is worth a thousand words!

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