Friday, January 14, 2011

Mean speech or immortality?

I met a Fairy today that would grant me one wish.
  "I want to live forever," I said.
  "Sorry" said the Fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"  pick another wish.
  "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"
  "You crafty bastard," said the Fairy.

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