United States Congress
36 have been accused of spousal abuse (must be why they have friends with benefits like Bill did)
7 have been arrested for fraud (and that was before being elected!)
19 have been accused of writing bad checks (not if they really are members of the US congress, they all are writing checks that can’t be paid. We barrow 42 cents of every dollar from China just to pay their check writing habit!)
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses (I didn’t know that many had business experience, and we wonder why the country is broke?)
3 have done time for assault (well, wouldn’t want to discriminate would we?)
71, I repeat 71
Cannot get a credit card due to bad credit (Hmmm, this adds to the ones who bankrupted their own business?)
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges (that depends on what the definition of is, is)
8 have been arrested for shoplifting (Now that is bad because they would not be paying taxes on those stolen items!)
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, (So, what about all of them suing the states over immigration?)
And
84 have been arrested for drunk driving
In the last year ! (Teddy lives on through his congressional buddy’s)
This group of Idiots, crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Opps, forgot the smartest man in America, sure, that’s right Mr. President, we have 57 states…
I wonder, what does he smoke at night?
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