Sunday, November 14, 2010

Are you a Muslim?


OK, so if all you think I do is bash the Muslim religion, you are wrong. Today is proof of this fact, it’s time to smile and laugh just a little bit!

IF;

1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 
You may be a Muslim

 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..  
     You may be a Muslim

 3. You have more wives than teeth.  
     You may be a Muslim

 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.  
     You may be a Muslim

 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.   
     You may be a Muslim

 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
     You may be a Muslim

 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.   
     You may be a Muslim

 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.  
     You may be a Muslim

 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.   
     You may be a Muslim

 10. Your cousin is president of the United States .  
       You may be a Muslim

 11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
      You may be a Muslim

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!
If you don’t know who wrote this then, there is no hope for you.
If for some reason you don’t think it is funny…here’s your sign!


Have a great day

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