Showing posts with label Joke of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke of the day. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

The Candy Man Can

This guy is just to funny! You will enjoy this, guaranteed!!!!




Only Obama would act like Hitler and indoctrinate children in the class room and do so with his own kids book.


And you pay him do it!


Sick!!!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Germany and the right wing tea baggers


Carnival Parade in Germany...imagine if we made these "floats"?

These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf . With our controlled press, it is interesting to see that German citizens seem to know more about the U.S. political system and environment than the majority of citizens on the streets of America .





“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation.

One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”

John Adams 

Something you Liberals should keep in mind;
There were no demeaning  floats of Mr. Bush or Mr. Regan.

Do you think that all of Germany is just right wing tea baggers???

Have a nice weekend!

Friday, January 14, 2011

Mean speech or immortality?

I met a Fairy today that would grant me one wish.
  "I want to live forever," I said.
  "Sorry" said the Fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"  pick another wish.
  "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"
  "You crafty bastard," said the Fairy.


Post your comment below 

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Obama’s award = National embarrassment

It is fully understood that the liberal European countries love Obama.
It is very apparent when 12 days into his administration, some left wing, no spine, whining, socialist, can’t we all just get along, American hating, Ivy league flake…nominates Obama for the Nobel peace prize!

Then the ultimate disgrace comes when the committee actually votes to give him the prize when Obama has done nothing to deserve it. In fact, he has made America less safe in the few months he has been in office than any other President including Jimmy Carter. Even liberals are griping that he hasn't done enough to wind down the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. These are the same misfits that cheered as Obama releases the terrorists that were held by the Bush administration.

The jelly belly anti Regan, anti American cowards must have had a collective orgasm when Obama gave his speech on a nuclear free world and how his America would lead the way in achieving total disarmament.

Of course back here in the colonies, top Democrats congratulated Obama.

What has President Obama actually accomplished? The answer is nothing, nothing at all, but the liberals across the world are embracing him as their leader, their leader! Not an American leader but a Man they believe will be good for them, no one is asking, what is good for America.

At least Steele (the republican spokesman) said he thought it was "unfortunate that the president's star power has outshined tireless advocates who have made real achievements working towards peace and human rights."
He said he doesn't think Obama will be "receiving any awards from Americans for job creation, fiscal responsibility, or backing up rhetoric with concrete action." I think he is right, Americans may be waiting to see what is happening and that also seems to be a reflection on the dumb Americans (European view) as Obama’s approval rating maintains its steady decline into reality!
There was praise from two Democrats who also have won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Former President Jimmy Carter, who won in 2002, called Obama's selection a "bold statement of international support for his vision and commitment." And former Vice President Al Gore, who won two years ago, said Obama's prize was "extremely well deserved."

Obama has a lot in common with those two as he also does with Palestinian President Yasser Arafat who shared it in 1994.
Global Zero, comprising political and military leaders from around the world, applauded Obama's award, which was "in part based on his leadership to achieve the elimination of nuclear weapons."

Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine, who chairs the Democratic National Committee, called the award "an affirmation of the fact that the United States has returned to its long-standing role as a world leader."

Yep, disarm, rollover and adopt all of what our forefathers left behind for a new world, what they fought and died for, what America has held dear for over 200 years! Obama now gets an award for destroying America in his bid to be the next world leader!

I will give Obama credit for speaking one truth; Obama himself said he felt humbled and undeserving, declaring in a Rose Garden statement: "I do not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishments."

This…Obama award appeared to be just a slap at former President George W. Bush from a committee that harshly criticized Bush for his military action in the wake of the Sept. 11 terror attacks.
"People can read into it whatever they want," said former Bush spokesman Tony Fratto. "But when you're awarded a Nobel Peace Prize and the first question everyone asks is 'for what?' then you have to question what the motives of the Nobel committee are in making the award."

I am embarrassed by the way other countries are now manipulating my country…yep, I’m disgusted!

So, what do you think America?

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

North Koreas missile misses.....earth

North Korea fires a missile, it goes off path and hits Jupiter.

Ok, well not really, but today as I listened to the 6 o clock news at 5:30… hee hee, ok I will straighten up and get back to my old self tomorrow.
Anyway, did you hear about the thing that hit Jupiter and blew a hole in its atmosphere? The hole is the size of plant earth and this whole (ha ha, sorry) event happened 2 days ago! We hear about it today and then…during the report…Ha Ha…the news guys (on a very prominent national station) made this comment, and NASA is not for sure what to do about it. I could not believe someone would say that! What are we to do Mr. Newsman? Maybe we could have Obama and Gore do some kind of save the plant dance and the whole in Jupiter’s atmosphere would just close. The arrogance, the lack of common sense, the irresponsibility of the news media could not be more apparent. They have no idea what they are doing or saying. They simple repeat what is fed to them by the liberal idiots that really run the networks.
Where do you get your news???

Friday, July 10, 2009

Obama’s checks out 18 year old



Obama gave a new meaning to “Stimulus Package” as the president of the United States of America, checked out the backside curves of a young lady during his visit to Italy. I wonder what his two young daughters think of daddy? And can you just see the fire shoot out of Michelle Obama’s eyes when she sees this photo? ha ha.
The French President Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in amusement. Why not, perhaps Barack has French blood in him also…that would explain his policy towards Russia, wouldn’t it.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Lawyer, Duck and the old Rancher

OK, I have to start today’s blog with a joke. If you see this on face book you will need to Click on the subject line and then below click “View Original Post”. The text is just too long for the face book note. That will quickly take you to my blog. Hope you enjoy it!

A lawyer went duck hunting in Western MT. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a Ranchers field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly cowboy asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old cowboy replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old rancher smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in Montana. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?" The Rancher replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The cocky attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old cowboy. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old rancher slowly climbed off his horse and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The bloodied attorney was flat on his belly when the old cowboys third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck cowboy, now it's my turn." The old Montana rancher smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Joke of the day

I couldn’t help myself. After addressing mental issues and children’s concerns on this Blog, a joke is what’s needed today. Hope you enjoy the thought.

A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out. He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass too!" Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again. He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."