Post by Norma Davis.
Showing posts with label Idiot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiot. Show all posts
Monday, October 7, 2013
Friday, January 27, 2012
City Dwellers are everywhere!
CITY DWELLERS
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 I said, "May I have large bills, please?”
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
I paused a long time and then I had to explain it to her... city dwellers…
CITY DWELLERS
When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side. '
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS …not only are they real but they breed and vote!
CITY DWELLERS
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
I paused a long time and then I had to explain it to her... city dwellers…
CITY DWELLERS
When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side. '
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS …not only are they real but they breed and vote!
CITY DWELLERS
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Mr, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since….and breed and breed and breed
CITY DWELLERS
My grandson and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said, 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at Mickey D’s
CITY DWELLERS
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Mr, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since….and breed and breed and breed
CITY DWELLERS
My grandson and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said, 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at Mickey D’s
CITY DWELLERS
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor (city dweller) call the local township administrative office
to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." ….and breed and breed and…..
CITY DWELLERS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce…….perhaps, Obama’s relative
CITY DWELLERS
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' ….hmmm
CITY DWELLERS
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS ……………….CITY DWELLERS
STAY ALERT! CITY DWELLERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!
We recently had a new neighbor (city dweller) call the local township administrative office
to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." ….and breed and breed and…..
CITY DWELLERS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce…….perhaps, Obama’s relative
CITY DWELLERS
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' ….hmmm
CITY DWELLERS
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS ……………….CITY DWELLERS
STAY ALERT! CITY DWELLERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Occupy wall street
The media and democrats, say that these crazy "Occupy wall street" bums are like the Tea Party? Give me a break!
I will tell you what those two groups have in common, they both represent their parties core beliefs.
The peaceful, reasonable, rational, respectful and law abiding tee party protesters, do reflect the Conservative Republican Party. The law breaking, violence promoting, gutless, give me something for nothing, cop car crapping, woman raping, drug using lowlifes, represent the liberal democrat party and are supported by Obama. The whole Obama administration and other like minded government liberals, let this out of control conduct continue day after day with their full support!
Look at this video below. Someone needed to give that loud mouth punk a good tuning up, if you know what I mean. I think the guy that walked up to him at the end of the video, said something that made the little scum bag do an about turn to save his own skin!
This outspoken idiot just bought and was drinking a beer from the same business he was calling “union buster” and was protesting. Talk about the height of hypocrisy! I agree with a statement I heard from a reporter “couldn’t embody the entitlement mentality of the entire “Occupy” movement any better if he tried. Smug. Brazen. Dumb”.
Make sure you send this blog to your liberal friends! I would love to hear how they defend this juvenile movement.
Biden,Reid,Obama and Wall Street
Vice President Joe Biden now says that the number of sexual assaults would increase if Republicans don’t sign on to Barack Obama’s latest “jobs” proposal. The when confronted at an event about the comment Biden tried to flip and flop, “I didn’t use, no no no…Let’s get it straight, guy. Don’t screw around with me,” Then Biden confirmed that he indeed did talk about rape in terms of the President’s spending measure. “Murder will continue to rise, rape will continue to rise, all crimes will continue to rise,” if the Democrats agenda isn’t passed, he added. So, this is the next man in line to be your President…how sad is this? How sick is it when the VP tries to scare people that crime will rise if the Republicans don’t bow down to him and Obama by supporting a bad “jobs bill”. I don’t know who the next President and VP will be, but God willing, they will be nothing like the two that are in office now!
Then you have the support of Harry Reid, a total fool and socialist.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Wednesday said Congress needs to worry about government jobs more than private-sector jobs, and that this is why Senate Democrats are pushing a bill aimed at shoring up teachers and first-responders.
"It's very clear that private-sector jobs have been doing just fine; it's the public-sector jobs where we've lost huge numbers, and that's what this legislation is all about," Reid said on the Senate floor. Send this idiot home! Does he have a stamp on his forehead that reads "I love union votes!" It is a fact that the only jobs show a growth, is GOVERNMENT supported jobs! As I have said before, this is completely backwards from what should be taking place in an economic recovery. Yet stupid Harry is the leader of the liberals/democrats in the senate…my word…change that in 2012!
"It's very clear that private-sector jobs have been doing just fine; it's the public-sector jobs where we've lost huge numbers, and that's what this legislation is all about," Reid said on the Senate floor. Send this idiot home! Does he have a stamp on his forehead that reads "I love union votes!" It is a fact that the only jobs show a growth, is GOVERNMENT supported jobs! As I have said before, this is completely backwards from what should be taking place in an economic recovery. Yet stupid Harry is the leader of the liberals/democrats in the senate…my word…change that in 2012!
Last but not least, you have the fool of all narcissist fools being a cheerleader for himself when no one likes what he has to say.
Obama offered firefighters his prescription for solving the persistent jobs crisis: "A fair shot for everybody; a fair share from everybody.
That's the principle that built America." What the hell? Sorry, but who is this guy and what the hell is he talking about? His view has nothing to do with America or its history, what his view is, is, SOCIALISM.
There were 100 or so people crowded into the station garage. Early in his speech he mentioned his American Jobs Act. One or two people clapped.
"You can go ahead and clap," the president said. "Go ahead, nothing wrong with it." Apparently there was and is, idiot! And then to ask people to clap for him…NARCISSIST!
That's the principle that built America." What the hell? Sorry, but who is this guy and what the hell is he talking about? His view has nothing to do with America or its history, what his view is, is, SOCIALISM.
There were 100 or so people crowded into the station garage. Early in his speech he mentioned his American Jobs Act. One or two people clapped.
"You can go ahead and clap," the president said. "Go ahead, nothing wrong with it." Apparently there was and is, idiot! And then to ask people to clap for him…NARCISSIST!
Let’s not forget Mr. Obama’s supporters;
To judge by its most famous slogan, Occupy Wall Street sees itself as a movement made up of those in the bottom 99% of the income distribution. 
Yep, down with capitalism! "hey dude, check out our pics I posted on face book with my I pad. Your new shades and tee make you look assume man" "Hey, lets go get a burger, score some weed and get ready for the tent party tonight"
These kids are just children that have lost there way...or, just have not found it yet. Maybe this girl just saw a photo of Obama and is having the big "O"
OK, they win, here is their reward!
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