Monday, March 12, 2012

Couldn't help myself

The year was 1947. 
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, 
Numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), 
With five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch 
Just outside Roswell, New Mexico . 
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up 
 By the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies  and Organizations. 
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, 
Nine months after the historic day, the following people were born: 
Barrack Obama Sr. 
Albert A. Gore, Jr. 
Hillary Rodham 
William J. Clinton 
 John F. Kerry 
 Howard Dean 
Nancy Pelosi 
Dianne Feinstein 
Charles E. Schumer 
Barbara Boxer 
Joe Biden
This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. 
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. 
It certainly did for me. 
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill 
To help all Illegal Aliens. 

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